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Sep 21, 2014 / 93,975 notes

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

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urgentcum:

this sounds like me
Sep 21, 2014 / 5,313 notes

urgentcum:

this sounds like me

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Sep 20, 2014 / 2,915 notes

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rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama
Sep 20, 2014 / 85,708 notes

rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

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alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"
Sep 20, 2014 / 415,807 notes

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

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Sep 20, 2014 / 484,751 notes

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

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Sep 20, 2014 / 417,884 notes

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

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Sep 20, 2014 / 146,200 notes
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trust:

"all girls dress the same"
Sep 16, 2014 / 166,679 notes

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

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iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'
Sep 15, 2014 / 7,238 notes

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

'This is your captain speaking: You are gay'

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Sep 15, 2014 / 16,473 notes
Sep 15, 2014 / 16,473 notes
kingivan95:

Real shit tho hahaha!
Sep 15, 2014 / 62,832 notes

kingivan95:

Real shit tho hahaha!

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Sep 15, 2014 / 138,946 notes